All Her Life Kalieghs Friends, Her Parents, Her Sisters Told Her Don’t Open The Cellar Door. “Kaliegh” They Said. “Do NOT Open The Cellar Door, Do Not Open It” Then One Day She Opened It And She Saw Grass, And Sunshine And Blue Sky’s And Children Playing On Swingsets!
It’s My Goal In Life To Eat A Three Course Meal While Flying At The Speed Of Sound. It’s Reasonable, But I Can’t Achieve It Too Soon Or Life Would Be Shit From Then On Out. I’ve Got To Pace Myself.
Steven Seagal Did It…Let Me Stop You There. Steven Seagal Did Not Do It! Steven Seagal Has Never Done It, And He’ll Die Having Never Done It.
She Gets So Down, Then All The Sudden The Sun Comes Out And It’s Like That Stevie Wonder Song Or Maybe It’s The Rolling Stones! It’s All Fun Times!
So Zach I Wanted To Tell You About Some Hard Core Footing That Happened Under The Table Last Night.
But for someone who has limited knowledge of that world I did not feel left out and was taken in and enthralled by the style and any references I could grasp, and this was made easy by there being plenty that as a comic-geek layman I did not have to grasp at.
continue readingYour Mother Saw Me Hang’n Around The Five And D With My Skate Board, Told Me To Say Hey To You For Her. She Didn’t Stop At The Stop Sign And Cranked 99.8′s The Boss Oldies On Her Way Out. You’re Moms An Up and Down Fox Billy.
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Clean Masturbation Tips from the Red Cross Flu and cold season is well upon us, and there have been some serious contractions of the flu virus already this year. With this in mind, the Red Cross is giving tips to avoid the transmission of the flu virus while cooking, using the bathroom and, of course, [...]
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Guest Post by Candice Hall (This is the second part of Candice Hall’s useful and practical do’s and don’ts guide to online dating.) If you missed it check out part one of the do’s and don’ts guide to online dating. Two Positives Equal a Positive. Do highlight your strengths and talents. “I’m a pretty deft tennis [...]
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Clean Masturbation Tips from the Red Cross Flu and cold season is well upon us, and there have been some serious contractions of the flu virus already this year. With this in mind, the Red Cross is giving tips to avoid the transmission of the flu virus while cooking, using the bathroom and, of course, [...]
Obviously, his “Fuck the poor” slogan has been “clarified” to indicate that the Newtster believes that even the poor should be able to enjoy the simple pleasures of life.
When a national treasure passes on, there’s often a strong impulse to go back and find the parts of their lives that are less well documented than their big events and writings. It happened with Abe Lincoln’s doodles of Grant having sex with two billy goats, it happened with Edison’s coal-powered vibrator design, and it’s happened now with the “lost” segments of Andy Rooney’s bits on 60 Minutes.
This is the new query up for critiquing, give it constructive, helpful, and honest without an edge of duechery advice everyone.
But for someone who has limited knowledge of that world I did not feel left out and was taken in and enthralled by the style and any references I could grasp, and this was made easy by there being plenty that as a comic-geek layman I did not have to grasp at.
PitWit Likes Restaurants: Carry-C’s Today I write you from the bathtub of room 203 at a Holiday Inn in Wichita Kansas. The room isn’t so bad, and the tub has a lot of back support. I’m pretty sure they wont be able to find me in here… but I digress. Tonight, I graced my [...]
To a Q&A involving Perrotta. And irony of ironies. that little crewcut, urbane, grey-haired douchebag had the audacity to stand before a room of people and be positively bland.
This is the new query up for critiquing, give it constructive, helpful, and honest without an edge of duechery advice everyone. Understand that this isn’t really our genre but the mechanics and principles behind writing can be examined and commented on without getting hung up on the content.
The first letter in our query critique series. Let’s have some constructive and pragmatic comments and suggestions everyone. For those of you querying who would like feedback on your own query please Send it to us. We will post it in order of reception. Please comment on the bellow query as the more people to chip in [...]
Guest Post by Candice Hall (This is the second part of Candice Hall’s useful and practical do’s and don’ts guide to online dating.) If you missed it check out part one of the do’s and don’ts guide to online dating. Two Positives Equal a Positive. Do highlight your strengths and talents. “I’m a pretty deft tennis [...]
